God's Don't Like CloudBorn Ep. #1
- Epistemic Library

- Aug 24, 2020
- 4 min read

Darren stood in the rain, left hand pressed flatly against the telephone pole. A small sign
affixed to the pole read: 1-800-CITYBUS. This gave patrons a way to find bus times or
to lodge their complaints against the service. Lodging a complaint was a thing Darren
had done an hour ago, when his bus had not only ridden right past him but had also
splashed him with the grotesque muddied water of the puddle nearby.
“Well I’m sorry to hear that sir. Aside from a free ride to compensate you for your
inconvenience, is there anything else I can do to make things better for you?” asked the
operator as Darren barked into the phone.
“No? I mean, I’m almost an hour late for the biggest interview of my life. What you’re
offering me is a free bus ride. Well what good is that going to do when I’m going to miss
my interview? Where am I gonna go when I don’t have a job? I gotta say, I’m pretty
pissed off about this service, and I imagine they must hire top-shelf idiots to coordinate
this service, and I use that term loosely,” said Darren as anger took hold of him.
The woman on the line spoke faux-calming, corporate nonsense as Darren heard the
bus’s wheels spin down the street. Sounded as though it was coming his way. He
closed his eyes, hung up his phone, and slid it into his pocket.
Anger took hold of him. Those who knew Darren had often warned him that his anger
would get him into trouble. Smart, those people. Sure they knew trouble was on the
horizon. They just didn’t know the volume of the trouble.
He had called the bus hotline four times during his wait, but now that the true target of
his wrath was before him, he was seeing red and only red.
The bus pulled to a stop, with a screech, right before him. Water pooled up at his feet as
the bus’s weight lurched forward with the momentum of its halt. The water soaked
through his shoes and into his socks. He was still trying to breathe through his anger,
when the old man’s voice came softly toward him.
“You better get outta the rain buddy, you’ll catch a cold,” said the bus driver with his
biggest smile. Darren didn’t want to do it but being told to get out the rain by the person
who had an hour earlier drenched him from head to toe, lit him on fire.
“Is this the 55 to East Halo 2?” asked Darren through gritted teeth.
“Why yes, it is! On the hour every hour!” said the cheery old man, who watched as
Darren’s left hand bit into the pole at his side. A visible handprint warped the metal as
Darren pushed his arm into it. The man’s face grew concerned as he watched.
“Is everything ok?” asked the bus driver, his hand searching for the mechanism to close
the sliding door.
“No, I’m late,” said Darren, the pole at his side now plummeting toward the center of the
bus.
“What the hell are you doing?” said the driver as he shut the door and mashed the to
the floor.
The vehicle would have gotten away.
Would have.
Darren tore the metal from the sidewalk, the base of which sent chunks of concrete
scattering around him. Darren took a running swing at the bus. The occupants ducked
as the top end of a telephone pole hooked into the bus through an open window.
Confusion and fear spread across the faces of some, while others took flight. Screaming
could be heard from outside the bus.
The citizens who had supernatural capabilities simply shook their heads, knowing they
would be unaffected. They could shield themselves from harm. Most of the residents of
Cloud Lake City were accustomed to super-powered tantrums, but that didn’t change
how overwhelming it was to witness the violence of it all.
Darren smashed his feet into the pavement, pulling the bus to a complete stop. The
driver tried to take off again. The tires cried out as their treads were immediately
stripped by the friction of the pavement. Darren strained a little as he twisted the pole,
turning the bus on to its side. Glass exploded into a 360-degree pluming cloud, shards
raining down around the bus’s frame. Darren yanked the pole out from under the bus.
He began smashing the bus over and over. The last few passengers tried to sneak free
of the crash while Darren pummeled the bus with the telephone pole. He jumped on top
of the bus and continued his assault, banging the frame until it took on a form more like
a warped potato than a metal rectangle. The final passenger exited by kicking the rear
door off, while brushing glass bits free of himself. His face showed annoyance as he
cleaned off his tuxedo and walked briskly away from the scene.
Darren walked to the closed door and dropped the pole he held with a single hand and
ripped off the bus’s door with his other. His face changed the moment he saw the old
man shivering in his seat. Anger drained from him like an open water bottle turned on its
head. He let go of a strained breath and tried to concentrate as warm air brushed past
his lips.
“Are you okay?”
Darren opened his eyes at the bus stop and blinked as raindrops splattered his face. He
glanced to his hand. It shook against the cold metal at his side. The pole was still there
where it belonged. When he looked up to face the bus driver, he was unsurprised to see
the vehicle still in perfect condition.
“When I came by an hour ago you seemed pretty out of it. To be honest I’m baffled as to
why you’re still here. You’re turning blue, for god’s sake.”
Darren nodded slowly, still trying to shake off the effects of the Daydream Syndrome. It
was one of the many symptoms caused by the drug Cloud. The drug may have stripped
away the abilities given to his peers for his own safety, but what it left him with was a
feeling of emptiness he couldn’t shake, almost as if he wasn’t a complete being.
“Yeah, sorry. I’m Cloudborn. Just got stuck in the dream. Probably not gonna get the
job. I’m an hour or so late.”
Darren’s anger had vanished and dwindled; now his emotions were ballooning to a
feeling much like loss. He had waited at the stop maybe five minutes before his
disability took over, leaving him to wonder if he had really been left behind or if he had
just imagined it.
Darren looked at the bus driver. Though he felt rather defeated, Darren needed
guidance. The bus driver seemed wise enough. “What do you think? Should I even try?”
“You never know unless you try!”

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